Samuel Alito?

Well, after our strong, manly Leader Bush showed throat and had his latest fellatrix withdraw her nomination, we find that he's learned his lesson in who really runs the Republican party well.

Meet Scalia II, Samuel Alito.

No calling him "Scalito" here. Wouldn't want to make the rich white guy feel bad.

Once again, the Republican leadership protects their base.

So long as he's willing to overturn Roe v. Wade and keep gay people from getting married, who cares if he thinks workers' rights should be limited in favor of businesses' expenses? After all, that only affects people who have jobs.

Yeah, the hate mail's been slacking off, so I hid a link to Michael Moore in there. He's gotta put out another movie soon, I'm just not getting the reaction I used to by linking to him.