We Win. They Lose.

Apparently, they're serious.

Christ.

It's official, our political discourse has hit kindergarten.

What's next, BecauseMommySaidSo.com?

Words fail me. Words just fail me.

Making sure we referee a civil war is "supporting the troops". Keeping our soldiers in an unwinnable occupation, dying by ones and twos and fives and tens because otherwise the Chimp might look bad is "victory".

And trying to salvage the last shreds of our nation's standing and dignity is "surrender". What kind of fucked-up Bizarro world do we live in?

Here's a hint, guys - it's their country. They will "wait us out" for as long as it takes because they fucking live there. And the day we leave, whether that's tomorrow or a thousand years from now, will be the day they declare victory.

The only thing that will change is the number of American soldiers' lives lost.